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-------- Original Message --------
| From: |
Danny Shelton |
| To: |
Linda Shelton |
| Sent: |
Thursday, August 26, 2004 12:55 AM |
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Hi Shelton,
Did you talk to your lawyer today? I'll be around tomorrow
and Friday until about 4:00 pm. If you want to sign something.
The name Shelton sounds good on you. I guess you'll never
be able to marry anyone else. A lot of other names would sound
goofy on you.
Take for instance, What if you name was Linda Abrahamson!
Yuuuuuuk! scary! poopy! laughable! nasty!
Think about it, your in some Doctor's office and the secretary
comes out and in front of all the other patients she calls out,
MRS. ABRAHAMSEN! Gag! and then she looks at you. You want to
run and hide, but you have to get up with everyone staring at
you, and walk across the room! As soon as you leave the waiting
room, you hear in the background what at first sounds like little
snickers, but then quickly escalates into roars and then giant
belly laughs!
Humiliating!
You find yourself suddenly darting out a back door not even
waiting for the Dr. All you can think about is getting out of
there and rushing home and hiding under the sheets.
How terrible, you never want to go out in public again!
No, I think the name Shelton, was the name God designed you
to have for eternity. LINDA SUE SHELTON! Yes!
Your other half
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